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fuckyeahretailrobin: I work at a store where 80% of shoppers are women, 15% are gay men, and the other 5% are husbands who think they’re the cleverest fucks on Earth. Needless to say, this joke gets pretty old. OH MY GOD SO MANY TIMES.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work at a store where 80% of shoppers are women, 15% are gay men, and the other 5% are husbands who think they’re the cleverest fucks on Earth. Needless to say, this joke gets pretty old.

OH MY GOD SO MANY TIMES.

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  3. asmhflskaf reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    OH MY GOD SO MANY TIMES.
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  6. out-of-pity-i reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Why does everyone hate this? This is adorable. :3
  7. probablyharrison reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    i get this joke in all of its varieties p much every day it’s my favorite of all jokes ever
  8. makeitcaitlyn reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    EVERYDAY.
  9. cuntrl-alt-del reblogged this from tinyb0nes
  10. emmalily reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    my favorite is when I say awkwardly “well uh, can’t help you there! :D” and they get mad. WTF
  11. satierulz reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    i always offer to use the intercom to alert someone that they’re being looked for, but no one wants to do it. i like to...
  12. tinyb0nes reblogged this from timmy2step and added:
    ^ or their children.
  13. timmy2step reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    I always get this
  14. sarasmash reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    This gets old sooo fast. No, I can’t help you. I don’t know you.
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  20. misterbusiness reblogged this from korbexo and added:
    Lollllllll
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  22. indoorcowgirl reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    OMG! SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!^^^^^
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  24. icantbehelddown reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    oh, you must work at homegoods then.
  25. kialive reblogged this from thorinsexenshield
  26. associatedrants reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Dear old men: Y u no understand 100 people have thought of that joke before?
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  28. art319 reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Yup.
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  30. thorinsexenshield reblogged this from lady-assbutt and added:
    Or when you ask them “can I get you anything else?” and they’re like “yeah, a million dollars. OH MY GOD, I’M SO FUNNY...
  31. lady-assbutt reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    yesterday a guy said ‘more time’ i told him i’d try to find it for him walked away while rolling my eyes WHY
  32. alibananaa reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    This robin sounds like an aerie girl to me. I hate that joke. “have you seen her?” Listen, dude. I’m gonna need a...
  33. simplethingsmakemyheartbeat reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    I can’t even count how many times I hear this a day….
  34. animefanatic06 reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    YES YES THIS DOES GET OLD!!!